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For those of you who know those hipster, college grad, fixed gear bike riding, low carb beer drinking, ipad owning (or wanting), iphone loving, Apple can do absolutely no wrong type people and know how these types vehemently defend Apple and the iphone versus the PC and Android phones, you will absolutely love this. Then there are the people who don't know shit and love iphones too because of trendiness. I think this video clowns both types of iphone owners.

Ken sent this to me because he knows I am the pro-anything but iphone warrior. I was at my desk this morning laughing my ass off. I mean I was crying and my co-workers were wondering WTF was going on.

Anyhow, I just thought I'd share this before the long weekend. Have a safe and insane 4th of July.

Comments

Martin Gonzales
# Martin Gonzales
Friday, July 02, 2010 2:09 PM
ROFLMFAO!

...........and I have an iPhone. I got the el-cheapo 8GB non-S miodel and love it!

Happy 4th everyone!
ab0z
# ab0z
Friday, July 02, 2010 3:18 PM
Yeah this is funny but how is it car related?
AlexSpecV
# AlexSpecV
Friday, July 02, 2010 3:44 PM
its a "beyond the dyno" article, as in, things that go on outside of cars.
Rush
# Rush
Friday, July 02, 2010 4:23 PM
thanks for the laugh
bigdave
# bigdave
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:51 PM
I wonder if anyone is watching this from Starbucks while sipping on a $10 cup of piss?
Big J
# Big J
Friday, July 02, 2010 7:52 PM
OMG, you mean the pencil thin mustache, fixie bike, ridiculous sun glass trend is nationwide?
OMG Its Weasel
# OMG Its Weasel
Friday, July 02, 2010 7:53 PM
who cares?
nerdy cell phones that dont only make telephone calls are overly complicated and far too distracting for people to have one attached to their face all day.

hipsters are also overly complicated and distracting as well.

eradication is in order for these two society-crippling notions.
M
# M
Friday, July 02, 2010 8:27 PM
"It fucking prints money."

'nuff said. That is splendid. Almost makes me laugh like the USF1 vids!

ShiT! I got a iPhone for company fone, ride a single speed bike, and drink low carb beer to keep my 12 y.o. girlie figure. Not good at all.
Jeff Naeyaert
# Jeff Naeyaert
Friday, July 02, 2010 8:41 PM
Shoot, after taking a peek at the new Innovate OT-2 today I want an iPhone now--or at least an ipod touch! ...digital dash, data logger, dyno/accelerometer, "efficiency meter"

Innovate OT-2

gotta admit I'm sometimes jealous my blackberry doesn't do cool shit but manage email well..

8695Beaters
# 8695Beaters
Friday, July 02, 2010 10:50 PM
It's time like these I'm soooo happy I'm broke as a joke and don't give a rat's ass about trends and pop culture. It's funny because once Steve Jobs is gone, Apple will probably go straight down the toilet. Provided he hasn't cloned himself yet...
538
# 538
Friday, July 02, 2010 11:20 PM
They say that the guy who made this worked for Best buy and lost his job because of this video. Anyone know if its true?
brainrush
# brainrush
Saturday, July 03, 2010 7:16 AM
oh god this was HILARIOUS! My sister & dad are Apple groupies and I'm the anti-iphone one in the family. On my way to take them to the airport they were telling me all the "new" features of the iPhone coming out, all I could do is say, "my phone already does that, but it's not a smart phone". the phone I had 5 years ago had a forward facing camera, the last two phones I have cell based video-chat, xenon flash, 5mp and 8mp cameras, 120fps slow motion, fully customizable GUI, flash support, etc. Alas, it doesn't have an app that turns your phone into a fucking level, boo-fucking-hoo.
M-P
# M-P
Saturday, July 03, 2010 7:41 AM
@Big J: I was thinking the same thing.
Steve
# Steve
Saturday, July 03, 2010 9:42 AM
LMAO! Thanks Eric.
OMG Its Weasel
# OMG Its Weasel
Saturday, July 03, 2010 3:36 PM
Jeff, go with the iPod Touch. a cell phone is a cell phone. personally id rather have a phone for phone stuff and an everything else thing for everything else. it would be nice to see all of the features of these smart phones (aside from communication purposes) in a non-phone device. i cant tell you how many times ive been on the phone, and wanted to do something without interrupting the call or putting my conversation on speaker to fiddle with the phone. for someone who is on the phone for about 6 hours a day though, i might have unique needs. ive been contemplating on going with a seperate entertainment device like an iPod Touch for a while, i might as well.
Laurence
# Laurence
Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:20 PM
Ahhh! That's funny as fuck, but me and my Dynatac 8000 feel totally disrespected!
Big J
# Big J
Saturday, July 03, 2010 7:10 PM
the day they make a phone that will replace my car's key fob and has a built in bottle opener, I'm in for a new phone.
Mike Kojima
# Mike Kojima
Saturday, July 03, 2010 9:28 PM
Do you wear girl pants and don't shave bathe or cut your hair?
Eric Hsu
# Eric Hsu
Sunday, July 04, 2010 12:19 AM
I have a couple budies who ride fixis, but I always ask them, "hey man, where's the velodrome?"

I found this on the dynatec 8000 (crazy old school specs): http://www.retrobrick.com/moto8000.html

michael douglas
Nick
# Nick
Sunday, July 04, 2010 10:05 AM
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BenFenner
# BenFenner
Monday, July 05, 2010 1:32 PM
I spy an Eric.

http://gtchannel.com/
Eric Hsu
# Eric Hsu
Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:15 AM
That was a long ass time ago. I wonder why they put it on the front page? Its fun to watch old stuff when you haven't seen it in a while.
Jim
# Jim
Saturday, July 10, 2010 2:18 AM
Eric, I never saw the Touge video before. I found a link to American Touge 1.

http://revver.com/find/video/?query=American+Touge+1+-+2%2F12&search_on=search

My favorite line. "I don't want to lose to a Honda."

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